YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS.
“If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis.”

“If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis.”
Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I’d never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML![]()
first fml i actually laughed to and believed in a long time.
GPOYW- at bmx competitions i am not rediculous edition
i have been super MIA on here and in life.
for my test tomorrow and this is what i find:
“If he should jump into the airplane’s engines while it is flying, he would be chewed up.”
umm number 1: there is NO latin for that sentence because there were no planes
number 2: why would anyone think this up as an example?
I FUCKING LOVE CHEESEApril, the mother-fucking cheese lever.
how could there be anything better?? bring bravo and yourself to me
senoritafeelgood: (via mousyy)
AGHHH WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
OF MY MONTH!!!!! 30 whole days dedicated to me!
GYPOW- in the process of dying my hair white 4th stage/easter egg edition
my life. aka i love putting myself in horrid sitches.
Ashley effin OlsenDAMNNN IT!!! ASHLEYYY OLSENNN !
ageeed why so perf?
BECK.who would it be?
brandon flowers for sure
Spencer Smith… seriously.
:|
jesse lacey. hands down.
john o’callaghan. i’m that much in love with him.
DEAR GOD THIS QUESTION IS HARD
FUCK I CANT PICK JUST ONE
james franco. hands down.
john mayer. were in love
Joseph Gordon-Levitt<3
Ellen Page.
jonathan rheys meyers
Milo Ventimiglia !
robert pattinson obbbbvvviiii.