Sparks, Fashion, Pone and other goodies of a really, really, reeeally good-looking life lived on the brink of destruction via alcohol. Which is slightly over shadowed by my love of hello kitty and (boys on) bmx bikes.

I deserve fame, Everyone get Nakid.

Apr 8

YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS.

almostnever:

“If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis.”

fmylife:

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I’d never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

first fml i actually laughed to and believed in a long time.


GPOYW- at bmx competitions i am not rediculous edition

GPOYW- at bmx competitions i am not rediculous edition


spitintheocean:

stalk:stevelai:(via mauralee)
i just ate an orange now i feel semi-violated

spitintheocean:

stalk:stevelai:(via mauralee)

i just ate an orange now i feel semi-violated


Apr 7

i miss tumblr.

i have been super MIA on here and in life.


Apr 2
anotherdamnartist:

pie0:
my better?(other half) and i if we would ever make a stichpoint together.

anotherdamnartist:

pie0:

my better?(other half) and i if we would ever make a stichpoint together.


looking up latin conditional statements online

for my test tomorrow and this is what i find:

“If he should jump into the airplane’s engines while it is flying, he would be chewed up.”

umm number 1: there is NO latin for that sentence because there were no planes

number 2: why would anyone think this up as an example?


Apr 1
martinis-in-a:

carlovely:
I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE
April, the mother-fucking cheese lever.

how could there be anything better?? bring bravo and yourself to me

martinis-in-a:

carlovely:

I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE

April, the mother-fucking cheese lever.

how could there be anything better?? bring bravo and yourself to me


hotg0ssip:

senoritafeelgood: (via mousyy)

AGHHH WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

hotg0ssip:

senoritafeelgood: (via mousyy)

AGHHH WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

It's the first day

OF MY MONTH!!!!! 30 whole days dedicated to me!


GYPOW- in the process of dying my hair white 4th stage/easter egg edition

GYPOW- in the process of dying my hair white 4th stage/easter egg edition


Mar 31

Promise and Deceive


Mar 29

my life. aka i love putting myself in horrid sitches.


aprilisin:

lookbookdotnu:
Ashley effin Olsen 
DAMNNN IT!!! ASHLEYYY OLSENNN !
ageeed why so perf? 

aprilisin:

lookbookdotnu:

Ashley effin Olsen

DAMNNN IT!!! ASHLEYYY OLSENNN !

ageeed why so perf? 


If you could have sex with ONE famous person

aprilisin:

devface:

alixjay:

andnicky:

helllloimjess:

ohjoh:

imlouise:

liveloveliz:

shoutsilence:

digitalbath:

secondstar05:

heyheylookatmypenis:

who would it be?

brandon flowers for sure

Spencer Smith… seriously.

:|

jesse lacey. hands down.

BECK.

john o’callaghan. i’m that much in love with him.

DEAR GOD THIS QUESTION IS HARD

FUCK I CANT PICK JUST ONE

james franco. hands down.

john mayer. were in love

Joseph Gordon-Levitt<3

Ellen Page.

jonathan rheys meyers

Milo Ventimiglia !

 robert pattinson obbbbvvviiii.